Today was one of my favorite days. Shelly and I attended Alexa's kindergarten Christmas party. I like going because I get to play with all of the kindergarten kids. This may seem crazy to some, but to me it's a chance to use all of my jokes and silly stories on the kids. They are not like most people who have heard them before . They are so innocent, believing and so honest in their remarks. Today at the party I ran a table and played a memory game with the kids. As the children came over to my table. I asked " Does everyone know how to play the memory game?" Most of the kids yelled out "Yes!!" I then said I didn't remember if I knew how to play the memory game. The kids didn't seem to get it. As we started to play I told one little boy that the winner of the game would receive a prize. He asked what the prize was and I told him it would be homework. He looked at me and said " Well you're gonna win and have to do all of the homework in the world!" To that I replied that I would fly to the moon, so as not to be in this world, therefore would not be subject to doing all the world's homework. The boy look perplexed and walked away. Shelly looked at me like I was a moron. Yes I win!! I love kids.